Muggles come up with the strangest things. Nah, just tell him. I’m sure he’ll be fine with it. I’m telling you, love, guys are different about these sorts of things. They’re not petty little bitches like girls. I mean, if I went up to a girl and told her that I fancied her, she’s smack me with a brick…
Fine then, love me. Is your idea of love sticking your tongue down someone’s throats? I bet you molest small children in your spare time
What crawled up your ass and died? A bloody centaur? C’mon Gid, don’t be a git. You know I love you.~
Fuck. I’ve been trying so hard to not look innocent. I guess I’ve failed. And I’m not ‘mucking,’ Fabe, I really like him. Yeah. Coming from you. You sure you don’t have any diseases? You’ve shagged half the population of the Earth.
Innocence isn’t a bad thing, you git. It’s appealing… To me, anyway. Yeah, yeah. You said that same thing ‘bout Frankie. Just be careful, okay? I don’t want another heartbreak. You consume way too many sweets when you’re sad, did you know that? I’m disease-free, pumpkin. I’m not as big of a whore as you might think. There’s only been a few girls, but not many.
Fab, not in public. Keep your slimy lips off of me, you sick pervert
Hey, you cunt. I was trying to be nice to you. I was showing you some love.
I’ll have you know that Ella’s actually very sweet and a genuine person. Besides that though, she’s not into partying like the rest of you lot are. She’s fine to just stay with me in our sober tent and it’s pretty much like a slumber party. Loads of fun, honestly. Oi! Watch who you’re calling twats, will you, you git? I’ll have you know that there are plenty of us who are pretty spectacular.
I know, Ella’s great. We used to be wonderful friends, her and I… I don’t remember what happened to us. I miss her. Ah, right… But partying is fun. You only live once, yeah? Then you die. Might as well get as shitfaced as you can till then. I call everyone a twat. Can’t stop won’t stop, baby. And puffs are lame, Doe! Gryffindors are more badass.
I’m sorry, what? The tooth fairy? What the bloody hell is that? Er… I dunno what to hell ya, Doe. Just ask him who he fancies, and see where it goes from there. Blokes are quite simple-minded. I’m sure he won’t bite.
Shh, just accept the love.
Awwwww, it’s my favorite little twat in the world, Emmsie. How was the fuck, eh? I’m sure Gideon sucks.